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Ted Striker, Nick Rivers, Kap'n Karl, Bender, Frau Blücher, Rufus T. Firefly, Fearless Fly, Dr. Goo Fee, Lady Deflyah, Atom Ant, Judge Elihu Smails, Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff, The Great Gazoo, Thornton Melon, Captain, Jeffrey T. Spaulding, Marvin the Martian, Charlie Bucket, Rudolf Schmidt , Long Duk Dong, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Lionel Q. Deveraux, Stanley Spadowski, Steven Banks, Phineas J. Whoopee & Chumley Walrus, Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush, Inch High Private Eye, San Fernando Red, Ronald Kornblow, Super Chicken, Arnold Ziffel, Roland T. Flakfizer, Howard Sprague, Lili Von Shtupp, Morocco Mole, Odie Cologne, Carl Spackler & Chuck Rodent , Itchy Brother & Biggy Rat, Tooter Turtle, Commander McBragg, Norbert & Dagget Beaver, Papshmir, Tom Slick, and last but not least Jules Alexander.

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. . . . . . . . Conversion Table . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .365 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Basic unit of lar yngitis: 1 hoarsepower . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .365.25 days: 1 unicycle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 cards: 1 decacards . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 rations: 1 decoration . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100 rations: 1 C-ration . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 monograms: 1 diagram . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8 nickels: 2 paradigms . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .