2013 FLATLAND JUGGLING FESTIVAL
Note: NEW DATES!!!
JUNE 21, 22, 23 (Fri, Sat, Sun), 2013 **
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA
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WHERE

Darn near everything's @ Park Center Banquet Hall
2682 Park Boulevard, Lincoln, NE 68502 -Google MAP

Note: Park Center Banquet Hall is about 3 blocks west of the Bison Banquet Hall (2011 Flatland's Location.)

Friday Open Juggling (Park Center Banquet Hall)
Friday party (Park Boulevard Banquet Hall)

Saturday Public Show (Park Center Banquet Hall)
Saturday Party (Park Center Banquet Hall)
Saturday Renegade (Park Center Banquet Hall)

Sunday Boomerangs (Standing Bear Park)
Sunday Disk Golf (TBA)
Sunday Brunch (Park Center Banquet Hall)

For further information
Rick Prevett 402-570-9383
Jim Brennan 402-429-0099

Lincoln City Jugglers

Hype
It's new and improved! - More fun than ever before! - You don't want to miss this one!
All events conveniently located in beautiful Omaha, Nebraska!
Rollicking good time with games!
Fabulous food!
Showcase your not-fit-for-primetime-act at Club Renegade!

Lodging (see MAP note: the festival is justWest of 9th & Van Dorn)

Legal Disclaimers
Juggling is an inherently risky business. Participants in all Flatland Festival activities assume all risks and waive all rights to compensatory damages from any sponsoring party. Neither Omaha Juggling Club, nor the umbrella organization, I Think It Rolled Under the Couch: A Nebraska Juggling Club, (hereinafter Host Clubs) nor any individual club member or associate or family, friend, heir, assign or dog is responsible for any injuries sustained while wielding any sharp or any blunt object or objects and attempting to show off or perform in any way with said objects. Torches, unicycles, knives, bowling balls and other items that may be thrown or waved or rolled or lit on fire are specifically included among the hazards that participants may face and for which injuries sustained by which the Host Club disclaims any liability. Other hazards may include, but are not limited to: injuries sustained while trying to do an impossible stunt of the likes of jumping rope while riding a giraffe unicycle and playing harmonica; the derailing of political aspirations of participants who believe that a funky hat and shades ensure anonymity in a Club Renegade act; gout from overindulging in rich food; a hangover from abundant alcohol; blisters, burns or abrasions from passing clubs; tattoos of uncertain provenance; concussions or any other effects from games with the names of Combat and Joggling; uncomfortable lodging, whether paid or gratis; collisions on Omaha streets that are bi- or uni-directional at different times of the day; collisions that occur due to inaccurate directions or poorly drawn maps; damages sustained by a vehicle driven through potholes; a very bad haircut, patently ridiculous shoes, etc. Anyone who claims to suffer any of these injuries, whether real or imagined, is a fool who gets what he deserves. Moreover, any participant who believes that the deep pockets of Host Clubs can be tapped in a frivolous lawsuit stemming from acts for which participant has assumed full responsibility merely by attending the festival is clearly delusional and should consider asking to emcee Club Renegade.

JUGGLING: Pursuing the manipulation that determines the choreography of objects in space...............JUGGLING: Gravity Procrastination........................JUGGLING: Consistent Gravity Resistance...........JUGGLING is Treading Gravity.....................PLATEAU: A high form of flattery.....When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.....The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.....A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.....You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.....Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.....He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.....Every calendar's days are numbered.....JUGGLING: Pursuing the manipulation that determines the choreography of objects in space.....A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.....A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.....The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.....Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.....When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.....Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine....................JUGGLING: Gravity Procrastination.....When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.....Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.....Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.....Acupuncture is a jab well done.....Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat..... A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.....What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).....Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.....A backward poet writes inverse..........JUGGLING: Consistent Gravity Resistance...............She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.....A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion......If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed......With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.....Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor....He had a photographic memory which was never developed.....

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Lincoln City Jugglers (Lincoln NE's Juggling Club)-FB
UNL Juggling Club (University of Nebraska Juggling Club)-FB

Omaha Juggling Club (Omaha's Juggling Club)
I Think It Roll Under The Couch: (A Nebraska Juggling Club. -IJA Affiliate)
The Internet Juggling Database (Everything you ever wanted to know about juggling!)
World Juggling Federation (Competitive juggling at its best!)
Juggling Information Service (A huge amount of information on juggling!)
International Juggling Association (Representing Jugglers around the world.)
Zeemo the Magnificent (Magician, juggler, yo-yo expert in Michigan. An all around fun guy and Flatland attendee!)